I walked into my local library the other day and noticed a new sign: "Late fees now apply to whispering beyond 10 pages." It got me thinking — libraries have always been about silence, but now they’re charging you even for silent conversations? Soon, I imagine, they’ll start handing out tickets for forced eye contact between readers.
At this rate, even the books will start complaining about all the noisy thoughts inside their pages!
Topic: libraries
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