I was watering my houseplants when I noticed the ferns kept inching closer to the cactus. Then the pothos started whispering to the spider plant. Suddenly I realized, these plants aren’t just growing — they’re clearly having a water cooler meeting, plotting to demand more sunlight and less photosynthesis!
At this rate, I’ll come home to find them picketing with tiny signs: 'More light, less chlorophyll exploitation!'
Topic: houseplants
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