Why Don't Weather Forecasts Ever Tell Dad Jokes?
I asked my weather app why it never shares any dad jokes.
It said, 'I prefer to keep it dry—with only the forecast, no puns!'
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The Calendar Comedian
Why did the calendar apply for stand-up comedy?
Because its days were numbered, but its timing was perfect.
Elevator Mood
I told an elevator a joke.
It was uplifting, but it had its ups and downs.