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Why the New Supermarket Manager Banned Meetings

A supermarket manager bans meetings to boost work, but the team finds themselves searching for meetings instead of having them.

👀 954🔗 26 ❤️ 176 🧩 Story Joke 🕒 Jun 13, 2026

At a medium-sized supermarket, the new manager was determined to improve productivity. On her first day, she noticed the staff gathered in the break room constantly talking about meetings, schedules, and plans. She decided to conduct a quick survey and found out that employees spent nearly half their shift attending meetings about restocking, customer service improvements, and shift changes. So, she boldly announced a new rule: "No more meetings during work hours." At the next weekly check-in, the employees showed up confused and a bit restless, trying to remember why they even came together in the first place.

When she asked how they felt, one cashier shrugged and said, "Honestly, with no meetings, we spend more time finding the meetings than actually having them."

Topic: workplace
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